So, it seems there are plans to remake The Prisoner.

1. Why would anyone want to remake the most perfect show in the history of television?

2. Why would anyone want to remake the most perfect show in the history of television and cast Jim “I am Jesus really” Caviezel in the lead roll?

3. Why would anyone want to cast Jim “I am Jesus really” Caviezel in the lead roll of anything, ever?

Behold The Prisoner as it was meant to be, bask in the coolness of Patrick McGoohan.